What is revenge cheating? This is the first question that pops up in our mind when you came across this piece. Is what am doing called revenge cheating? Well, let me shine some light on that. Revenge cheating also known us retaliatory infidelity is one of the ways to deal with an unfaithful partner and this is why it’s worth considering. Psychologists will give you theories about revenge cheating: well am not one, i will tell you that revenge cheating happens when one party who was ‘supposedly‘ in a romantic relationship, cheats and as we all know, hitting back is always the answer; thus revenge cheating.
They say revenge is a dish best served cold, and when a man decides to cheat on you, that’s the only option. But women don’t often know how to get back at a cheating partner without getting hurt in the process. If your man is cheating on you and you can’t find the best revenge dish to serve him, worry no more! Here is a list of your comeback:
- Befriend his ‘Mpango wa Kando‘
No one runs mouth like a ‘mpango wa kando‘, especially when she is drunk in love with your man. She will give up all their meeting points and daily activities. In befriending her, its not just the information you will get, this also increases the probability of your man dumping her. Men don’t like being exposed! Cheating is fun when its a secret, but when its all out, trust me, your man will want to quite! So don’t start a raging war with his side chicq, make her your friend.
- Share his dirty linen everywhere
He cheated, let the cat out of the basket! This is the worst comeback you can use, especially when you’re completely done with him and the relationship. Don’t expect him to forgive you for airing his dirty linen, so if you are having second thoughts about the relationship, DON’T use this revenge plot!
- Date one of his friends
Ever heard of the famous saying “Tit for Tat is a fair game”? Well, it really is a fair one, if he cheats, cheat back! And poke where it hurts the most: Date one of his friends. Wake up the sleeping bear in him and let him have a taste of his own medicine,
- Break his car’s windscreen
We all know that your heart cannot be compared or measured to his car’s windscreen, your heart is priceless! So he broke something fragile you own, get that bat and break something fragile he owns too. Make him feel the pain by digging into the deep depths of his pockets, and don’t forget to crash his side mirrors too, it comes with the package.
- Use the little blue pill
He has shown you that clearly, he doesn’t know how to keep his pants up, teach him a lesson. Be ware men! She will serve you the little blue pill and ensure you have a 24/7 erection. What better way than showing him that experience is the best teacher?
- Play the pregnant card
This card is only applicable if you are afraid of losing him to the other woman. Most men would like to refer to it as the ‘desperate card‘. I know mapenzi ya watu wawili hufai kuingilia, so if you love him and doesn’t wanna loose him, play this card, and get yourself pregnant if you have to to conceal the secret, and make sure you follow Ctone Media for more information about faking a pregnancy and the best ways to come clean without being caught!
- The silent treatment
They say words are the strongest weapon you own, but they forgot to say silence is an even stronger weapon. Talking will expose your plans, pains and desires, but the silent treatment will conceal everything. Truly, a silent killer is worse than a murderer. Silent treatment is like poison, it will kill him slowly but in the most painful way you can think of.
- Walk away
Every woman is different in their own way, i have supported the ‘drama queens’ and ‘silent murderers’. If you are not into causing drama, just walk away. They say men are like wild animals, all you have to do is find your beast and tame it. If you can’t, then you know it was never meant to be.